True Stupidity

I can't believe it. I just read about another person who called the police over their food order. A woman in Texas called the police because her order of Chinese food did not have as many shrimp as she wanted in it. What level of stupidity do you have to be at to think that that is an appropriate reason for calling the police? I think they should start handing out membership cards to these people that they would have to show whenever they were in public. That way we'd be prepared for the dumb tricks they pull.